Funny sms

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega, kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega.... mujhe sms na kar ke zalim tu kitini chillar bachayega...

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Tum pass aye yun Muskuraye apne 32 dant aisa dekhaye Dekh ker mera dil photo phoot ker rota hai Kia yar tum sa brush bhi theek se nehi hota hai.

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Beta bola, "Papa, Papa, Mujhe bandar dekhna hai." Papa bole,"Nahin beta, abhi nahin, abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai."!
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

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if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...
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teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon
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Dil kar raha hai keh....aaj tumhein akeiley mein...le ja kar...apney hontoon se eik...kis...kis...kis..kiss...kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
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Can v do romance in the midnigh 2dayCan v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:)Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
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One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....One sentence is Enough to break a heart.......One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and ... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy?Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!Dirty people always tink dirty.
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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lophir tokh laghaophir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo ufkithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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Open with Love...If I disturb UI am Sorry!But I needTo SayI...Love...Disturbing you...
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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz'MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD'
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Press downagainagain.. pleaseonce moresorry again6 times moreOh! Again1 Time againdon't u have any job?


Whn u r alone,Whn u r crying,whn u r upset,Don't think of me!!just call me Bcozincomingis free for me... my friend
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Sirf ik bar kehdo,sirf ik bar kehdo,plz ik bar kehdo,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota,keun nahin khatee ho tum......ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabaomain ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
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Ek bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa........muje acha lage ga...ek bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz...ek pyara sa SMS!!!
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Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend 'PEPSODENT' reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
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Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples* PRESS DOWN *><>* PRESS UP *
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Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
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2days weather 4cast:it wud b cloudy if u frown,rainy if u cry,clear if ur happy,sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
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Why do U think I SMS u ?Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass
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Its too heard to loose someonewho is 99% cute,98% sweet,97% loving,96% talented and100% friendly,Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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subha sham ap ki e yad aavey hai
saari saari rat hum ko jgavey hai
Dil tou ap ko call krne ko chavey hai
pr call center ki CHHORI balance kam bataway hai...?
Masoom masoom22malik@gmail.com
Flirt SMS
* Kßì kßi åì$å ß hötå hy
Yäd kå å$r zrä dèr $y höta hyÅp kö lgtå hy hm küÇh ñhi $öÇhty åp K ßåry mñPr håmri hr ßåt mñ åp hì kä zìkår hötå hy.------------------------------------------
* Ay chand!
Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna,unhy apny aghosh m lyna,Aur kehna!Unhy koi yad krta he“Ay barish!Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena, un k galon ko chom lyna,Or kehna!Unhy koi yad krta he“A pholo!Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena,unhy halkay sa hilanaOr kehna!UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE
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* Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..
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* Bet btween boy
& girl....(both playng ludo)BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya toI‘ll kiss UGirl: agr 6 aya to?Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!
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* Mujsy mukhlis na waqif mary jazbt sy tha,
Uska rishta to faqat apny mafadat sy tha, Ab jo bichra to kia roain judai py teri,Ye andesha to humen pehli he mulaqat sy tha.------------------------------------------
* Na Pyar ,na Yar,
Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro,Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,Bus har larki ko line maro.------------------------------------------
fahim smart_hacker1@hotmail.com
Flirt SMS
Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana
fahim smart_hacker1@hotmail.com
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Dil tumhara hai yeh jaan lo,Mohabbat tumse karte hain yeh maan lo,Agar aeitbar nahi hai hum par aap ko,To kabhi hum ko aazmaa ke yeh bhi jaan lo
fahim smart_hacker1@hotmail.com
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Mohabat may kee sadma uthana chaye thaBhulaya tha jisay wo yaad ana chaye tha
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
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Bari Mushkil say Sulaya HAi Khud Ko main nayApni ankh ko teray khawb ka laluch day ker
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
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Akash k chilman say sada q nahi atee
Ik habs ka alam hai hawa q nahi atee

Sab ahlay janoon bazm say kehtay huay niklay
Tere sheher k logo ko wafa q nahi atee
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
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Hum agar mil nahi pate,Aisa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate.Mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,Par jo ban gaye hai DOST wo bhulaye nahi jate........
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
yani tarteeb-e-karam ka b saLiqa tha ussay “FARAAZ“Uss ne pathar B maray tou 1, 2, 3 kar k
PaboosAhmed paboos_ahmed@yahoo.com
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Socha tha Na honge zndgi me ruswaPar pyar ki ruswai tabah kar gaiGaye the mehfil me gham bhulanePar waha B tanhayi apna farz ada kar gayi
Akash 03453400042 akash_musical@hotmail.com
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subha sham ap ki e yad aavey hai
saari saari rat hum ko jgavey hai
Dil tou ap ko call krne ko chavey hai
pr call center ki CHHORI balance kam bataway hai...?
Masoom masoom22malik@gmail.com
Flirt SMS
* Kßì kßi åì$å ß hötå hy
Yäd kå å$r zrä dèr $y höta hyÅp kö lgtå hy hm küÇh ñhi $öÇhty åp K ßåry mñPr håmri hr ßåt mñ åp hì kä zìkår hötå hy.------------------------------------------
* Ay chand!
Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna,unhy apny aghosh m lyna,Aur kehna!Unhy koi yad krta he“Ay barish!Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena, un k galon ko chom lyna,Or kehna!Unhy koi yad krta he“A pholo!Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena,unhy halkay sa hilanaOr kehna!UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE
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* Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..
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* Bet btween boy
& girl....(both playng ludo)BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya toI‘ll kiss UGirl: agr 6 aya to?Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!
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* Mujsy mukhlis na waqif mary jazbt sy tha,
Uska rishta to faqat apny mafadat sy tha, Ab jo bichra to kia roain judai py teri,Ye andesha to humen pehli he mulaqat sy tha.------------------------------------------
* Na Pyar ,na Yar,
Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro,Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,Bus har larki ko line maro.------------------------------------------
fahim smart_hacker1@hotmail.com
Flirt SMS
Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana
fahim smart_hacker1@hotmail.com
Flirt SMS
Dil tumhara hai yeh jaan lo,Mohabbat tumse karte hain yeh maan lo,Agar aeitbar nahi hai hum par aap ko,To kabhi hum ko aazmaa ke yeh bhi jaan lo
fahim smart_hacker1@hotmail.com
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Mohabat may kee sadma uthana chaye thaBhulaya tha jisay wo yaad ana chaye tha
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
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Bari Mushkil say Sulaya HAi Khud Ko main nayApni ankh ko teray khawb ka laluch day ker
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
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Akash k chilman say sada q nahi atee
Ik habs ka alam hai hawa q nahi atee

Sab ahlay janoon bazm say kehtay huay niklay
Tere sheher k logo ko wafa q nahi atee
0322-3662911 SMS-Friend
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Hum agar mil nahi pate,Aisa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate.Mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,Par jo ban gaye hai DOST wo bhulaye nahi jate........
0322-3662911 m getting married next month....its small party and only few people will be invited......dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me
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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Whn u r alone,Whn u r crying,whn u r upset,Don't think of me!!just call me Bcozincomingis free for me... my friend
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Sirf ik bar kehdo,sirf ik bar kehdo,plz ik bar kehdo,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota,keun nahin khatee ho tum......ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabaomain ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
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Ek bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa........muje acha lage ga...ek bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz...ek pyara sa SMS!!!
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Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend 'PEPSODENT' reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
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Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples* PRESS DOWN *><>* PRESS UP *
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Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
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2days weather 4cast:it wud b cloudy if u frown,rainy if u cry,clear if ur happy,sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
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Why do U think I SMS u ?Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass
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Its too heard to loose someonewho is 99% cute,98% sweet,97% loving,96% talented and100% friendly,Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal, Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke, Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
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Baari barsi khatan geya si, Khat ke lyanda 'Sehtoot', Tusi ta sute e reh gaye, tuhadi 'Pappi' ley geya Bhoot
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Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvirbanayi.
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,din ya raat me,le ke tera haath haath mein,rahunga tere saath saath main.
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Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazaraati hai.
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Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe yekaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
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It takes two to tango,two to kiss,two to talk & reminisce.So many good things come in pair & one of those things isME n YOU!
Admin None Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,take my hand when u feel all alone,turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
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Little keys can open big locks,simple words can express great thoughts.A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
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If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they wereStocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would allbe millionaires!!!
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Faith makes all things possiblelove makes all things easy,hopes makes all things work,but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,luv & hope in me!
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I used to think that dreams do not come true,but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
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I know you think I'm cute,I know you think I'm fine,but like the other guys,take a number and wait in line!
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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a goodswimmer I would be?
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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Without ur SMS days are like:Moanday,Tearsday,Wasteday,Thirstday,Frightday,Shattereday& Sadday.So send me SMS everyday.
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us shaks say itna say taluq hai faraz.................................k wo prayshan ho tu hamain neend nai aati
farhan03136330347 03006330347
Faraz SMS Text Messages
sochta hoo k kabi tery dil mai uter kar daikh loo faraz..............kon basa hai tery dil mai jo mughey basnay nai daita
farhan03136330347 03006330347
Funny SMS Text Messages
ek sardar g apni biwi ko laiker kar sacooter per boht speed say lay kar ja rahay thay itnay main sardarni boli jano buhet dur lag raha haiaahista surdar bola tu v meri tarah aankhain bend karlai
farhan03136330347 03006330347
Funny SMS Text Messages
lerka bus stop per larki ko daikh kar bola tu to meri jaan hai tu mer imaan hai.....lerki nay apni joti utari tu larka bola mai bi pakistan ho tu bi pakistan hai
farhan03136330347 03006330347
Urdu Shayari SMS Text Messages
ek girti barish aur ik khayl uska ek phool gulab ka or ek jamal uska barish ki bondain jo yaad dilati hai uski so hath dua mae hai ur honto mae sawal uska
farhan03136330347 03006330347
Urdu Shayari SMS Text Messages
zara si zindagi hai armaan bohet hai hamderd nahi koi per insaan bohet hai dil ka derd suney yu sunay kisko jo shks dil k qareeb hai wo anjan bohet hai
farhan03136330347 03006330347
Friendship SMS Text Messages
Oye Mere Dost,
Mere Program Ke Host,
Andheron Ke Ghost,
Double Anday Ke Toast,
Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post,
Murghi Ke Roast,
:
“I MISS U THE MOST”
*_* KASHIF *_* 0345-3932040
Friendship SMS Text Messages
“FRIENDSHIP” Mean’s:
To Feel Some 1 In Every “HEARTBEAT”
To Find Some 1 In Every “THOUGHT”
To See Some 1 With “CLOSED EYES”
& To Miss Some 1 Without Any “REASON”..
*_* KASHIF *_* 0345-3932040

Funny sms

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
(FUNNY SMS)============================================You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.=
(FUNNY SMS)============================================I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
(FUNNY SMS)============================================
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom(FUNNY SMS)
Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(FUNNY SMS)
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------An independant study has provenAn independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!-
(FUNNY SMS)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(FUNNY SMS)
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!circles go on forever(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on foreverL O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
(FUNNY SMS)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?you are the only one for me?What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Love is like a golden chain tLove is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!By Ikram Marwat
(FUNNY SMS)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1By Ikram Marwat I have liked many but lovedI have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.By Ikram Marwat
(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?By Ikram Marwat ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(FUNNY SMS)
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your placeBy PRANAYA SHah
(FUNNY SMS)
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must..
. (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Who said English is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don't have brain... 2.-----I don't have sense... 3.-----I am stupid....
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
(FUNNY SMS)I*******************************************************************************Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
(FUNNY SMS)J*******************************************************************************Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
*******************************************************************************Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry, Always TALLI never CRY !!! *(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. *******************************************************************************
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they don't know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
*(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
*(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu MAMU MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. MAMU MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master . Find the perfect message to send
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! Great Calculation: Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have
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(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
*******************************************************************************Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." *******************************************************************************Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh rahi hai... *******************************************************************************

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth *******************************************************************************Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. what do you want for your birthday? Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Nobody teaches the sun 2 rise..Afish 2 swim..Abird 2 fly..A plant 2 grow..A child 2 cry..n nobody teaches me 2 remember u i just do..!*******************************************************************************Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo naseebwalon ko mile woh hai aap jaisa yaar..!
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Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Kalwani**********************************(FUNNY SMS)*********************************************One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y r u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said "TO SPREAD SMILES WHERE U LEAVE TEARS."
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Har shubha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai...Har phool ki khoshboo ek jadoo jagati hai,Chaho na chaho kitna bhi par apki yaad aa hi jati hai.*******************************************************************************Badi asaani se dil lagaaye jaate hain, Par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,Le jaati hai mohabbat un raho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain.*******************************************************************************Zindagi aisi ho jo jineko majboor kare, Rahe aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho, Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Mehek ishq ki kam nahi hoti, Iss se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,Saath ho agar zindagi main dostoka to zindgi zannat se kam nahi hoti.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Akash k taaro me khoya hai jahan sara, lagta hai pyara hr ek taara. un taaro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.......
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar...Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka Intezaar Hai.....Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Khuda ne Mujhse kaha ISHQ na kar tu Diwana ho jayega.Maine kaha Ae Khuda tu mesg. Padne wale se mil Tujhe bhi ISHQ ho jayega.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************DOST EK SAAHIL HAI TUFAAN KE LIYE,DOST EK AAYINA HAI ARMAANO KE LIYE,DOST EK KHWAISH HAI AAP JAISE DOST PANE KE LIYE.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Hay mere SMS mere dost ke pas jana,Agar wo so rahi ho to usako mat jagana,Jab wo uthe to thoda sa muskurake usake kan main kahana....GOOD MORNING


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Faces Of Man after Engagement SUPERMAN after Marriage GENTLEMAN after 10 Years WATCHMAN after 20 Years DOBERMAN
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Stars + Moon = Romantic Night birds + Sky = Lovely Day forest + Animail = Refreshing Wrld me + Mine Sms = 2mke U Happy bt U+ur Smile = Aama,kasto Dar Lagdo Go And Brush Ur Teeth... :))
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me & If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With IT?
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! *******************************************************************************Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne. *******************************************************************************Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". *******************************************************************************Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law". An englishman, bihari & punjabi An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************biwi par essay-biwi ek paltu prani hai,ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai.karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hai.shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai.inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai.hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai.ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi jatayenge.dhanyawad*********************************************************
(FUNNY SMS)**********************A smile is a sign of joy...A hug is a sign of luv...A laugh is a sign of happiness*******************************************************************************100% FREE downloads for wallpaper, ringtones, themes and much more for Mobile Phones at TheUnlocker
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!


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E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Galti se pyar kar baithe hum nadaan the,uski aadat uski fitrat se anjaan the,waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro,warna hum bhi kabhi mehfilo ki jaan the.
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Father- Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the. Son- Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se hua,hum 4 dost..1 bottle...Or wo teeno pite hi nahi the...
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Har pal me pyaar hai,Har lamhey me khushi,Kho do to ye yaaden hai,G lo to ye zindagi....So ye LAMHA or PAL apne liye na sahi PAR mere liye to GEO.
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam hum nahi,dosto kobhool jaye wo hum nahi,tum hame bhool jao is baat me dum nahi.kyonki tum hame bhul jao itne burehum nahin.
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,pyaas bhujti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,apni yadon se keh do is tarah na aaya karein,neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab
(FUNNY SMS)ek pal ka ehsaas ban kar aate ho tum,dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,jante ho tanhaiyon se dar lagta hai,phir bhi humein tanha chod jate ho tum
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : namita33@gmail.comLocation : punjab Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli"Shukriya Bhai Jan
E-Mail : vishal_1043@rediffmail.com Location : indore yeh aansu na hote aankhon mein,toh aankhein itni khoobsurat na hoti,yeh dard na hota dil mein,toh khushi ki keemat pata na hoti,yeh bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,toh wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti,agar mangne se puri ho jati muradein,toh uss khuda ki kabhi zarurat nahi hoti...(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : vjoshi2007@rediff.com Location : Sharma Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!
E-Mail : sunil_expo2006@yahoo.com Location : Udaipur Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in Location : Kolkata Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in Location : kolkata Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in Location : Kolkata Jis pal KHUDA ne tumhe banaya hoga,hajaaro sal dekha hoga,lakho saal nihara hoga,aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga,,,,,ABE YE HAI KYA..!!!
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Pyar sigaar ki tarh hota hai,AAG ke roop me shuru hota hai,DHUYEN ki tarh badta hai aur RAAKH ke rup me khtam ho jaata hai.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : JOdhpur A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away... A true friend is like the AIR, Sometimes silent but always around you.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Life never leaves u empty. It always replaces everything u lost! If it asks u 2 put something down.Its bcoz it wants u to pick up something better.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Johpur Aap se dur kaise reh pate, dil se apko kaise bhula pate, kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe me base hote, khud ko bhi dekte to aap nazar aate..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Palko par apni baithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon k baad paya hai tumhe,Aasani se nahi mile tum,NATIONAL ZOO PARK SE CHURAYA HAI TUMHE.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur

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FUNNY SMS FUNNY SMS Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota, Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nhi Hota, MagarJiski Aarzu Dil Se Ho Jati Hai, Vo Hi Hamare Pas Nahi Hota....FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Doston ka to aana jana he, par ye dost tera purana he. is dost ko bhula na dena kabhi yaar, kyuki ye dost Aapki dosti ka deewana hai...!FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Yaad aati hai to,zara kho jate haiAansu ankho mein utar aaye to,zara ro jate haiNeend to nahi aati ankho mein lekin aap khwab mein aoge yeh sochke so jate hai
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E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Jam pe jam pine se kya faida, raat ko piyoge to subah utar jayegi. Sirf do boond hamari dosti ki pilo, sach kahte he sari jindagi nashe me geogey
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Friends and friendship,its a package of feelings,nobody can make it,nobody can delete it,nobody can explain it,only one can feel it...
FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Ishq ik nasha hai joh dard ki gali me bikta hai.Yeh ik pal ka maza hai par zindgi bhar ki saja hai.Use mout kya maregi jo khud saja-e-ishq me fasaa hai.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Duniya me sabse pyaari hai teri yaari, Dekh k ye jal gayi duniya saari, Kya tumhe yaad ati nahi hamaari... To chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari...FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : coolkevin87@yahoo.co.in Location : mumbai ek sardar ye sochte hue mar gaya ki meri bahan ke 2 bhai ha aour mere ek hi ha ... ha ha haFUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dheeraj@dil.in Location : jaipur give me answar: ager aankhin milne ke baad 2 aur 2 = 4 hoon jate hai to to 2 dil milne ke baad 1 kyu ho jate hai ..............Repaly me with a solid reason ....... its a chelling for uFUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : cute_sunny4girl@yahoo.co.in Location : Jaipur PAHLE TO SHAYRON ME MRA KARTA THA MEIN.AB TO HAKIKAT ME MRNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI.THA ARMAN BARSON PAHLE MOUT KO GALE LAGANE KA,AB VO ARMAN PURE KARNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com Location : JAIPUR Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!
E-Mail : smj_019@rediffmail.com Location : chennai waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan hongeFUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : SAINI_JEETENDRA@YAHOO.COM Location : JAIPUR jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil mein pyar tha kitna,woh jaan lete toh kya baat hoti,humne manga tha unhe khuda se,woh bhi humein maang lete toh kya baat hoti
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab chale jayengey par yaadein suhani chod kar,aapke dil mein apni nishani chod kar,kabhi royogey kabhi muskurayogey,hum jayengey dosti ki woh kahani chod kar..
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys itFUNNY SMS)E-Mail : viv_mis@redifmail.com Location : delhi Intazar ke pal bitna mushkil hai,bite hue lamhe pas lana mushkil hai, jo ek bar bas jaye dilme dhadkan banke, wo pyar dil se bhulana mushkil hai.FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sameer_minku2005@yahoo.com Location : baroda Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai , kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab rishton ki . DOSTI KHOON KE RISHTE SE BHI BADI HAI.FUNNY SMS)
]E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum. kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum. khubsoort to phul b bahut h yar mere liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI,SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI.DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI. AARE!JALDI CHECK UP KARA LAGTA HAI Dame KI BIMARI HAI.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Tanhai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,judai na paye koi kisi se milne k bad.Na pade kisiko adat kisiki itni,k har sans bhi aye uski yad k bad....!
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Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Duniya me sabse pyaari hai teri yaari, Dekh k ye jal gayi duniya saari, Kya tumhe yaad ati nahi hamaari... To chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari...(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : coolkevin87@yahoo.co.in Location : mumbai ek sardar ye sochte hue mar gaya ki meri bahan ke 2 bhai ha aour mere ek hi ha ... ha ha ha(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dheeraj@dil.in Location : jaipur give me answar: ager aankhin milne ke baad 2 aur 2 = 4 hoon jate hai to to 2 dil milne ke baad 1 kyu ho jate hai ..............Repaly me with a solid reason ....... its a chelling for u(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : cute_sunny4girl@yahoo.co.in Location : Jaipur PAHLE TO SHAYRON ME MRA KARTA THA MEIN.AB TO HAKIKAT ME MRNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI.THA ARMAN BARSON PAHLE MOUT KO GALE LAGANE KA,AB VO ARMAN PURE KARNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI (FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com Location : JAIPUR Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : smj_019@rediffmail.com Location : chennai waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan honge(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : SAINI_JEETENDRA@YAHOO.COM Location : JAIPUR jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil mein pyar tha kitna,woh jaan lete toh kya baat hoti,humne manga tha unhe khuda se,woh bhi humein maang lete toh kya baat hoti
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab chale jayengey par yaadein suhani chod kar,aapke dil mein apni nishani chod kar,kabhi royogey kabhi muskurayogey,hum jayengey dosti ki woh kahani chod kar..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : viv_mis@redifmail.com Location : delhi Intazar ke pal bitna mushkil hai,bite hue lamhe pas lana mushkil hai, jo ek bar bas jaye dilme dhadkan banke, wo pyar dil se bhulana mushkil hai.
E-Mail : sameer_minku2005@yahoo.com Location : baroda Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai , kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab rishton ki . DOSTI KHOON KE RISHTE SE BHI BADI HAI.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum. kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum. khubsoort to phul b bahut h yar mere liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI,SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI.DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI. AARE!JALDI CHECK UP KARA LAGTA HAI Dame KI BIMARI HAI.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Tanhai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,judai na paye koi kisi se milne k bad.Na pade kisiko adat kisiki itni,k har sans bhi aye uski yad k bad....!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Lakh chahoge bhul na paoge. hum se juda hokar ji na paoge.chahe kitani bhi khusiya luta do hum par, hamari dosti ko overtake nahi kar paoge..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Mujhse mat poocho ki kyun aankhen jhuka li maine,teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine..uspe likha tha ki teri mohabbat mere muqaddar mein nahi,yahi soch kar apne maathe ki woh lakeer mita li maine...(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Saalon baad na jane kya sama hoga,hum sab doston me se jane kaun kahan hoga,fir milna hua to milenge khwabon me,jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon mein:-

(FUNNY SMS)TUJHE APNA BANANE KI HASARAT THI, JO DIL ME HI RAH GAYI.CHAHA THA TUJHE TUT KAR, CHAHAT BAS CHAHAT BANKE RAH GAYI.
(FUNNY SMS)TUM CHAHTE RAHNA MUJHE MARTE DUM TAK,HUME TUMHARI CHAHTON SE PYAR HAI.HUM CHAHENGE TUMHE MARNE KA BAD BHI ,KYONKI AAJ BHI HUME TERA INTZAR HAI.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com Location : Jaipur Zindagi ko khushiyon ne pukara hai, sada muskurao aap ye sandesha humara hai, phool khilte rahe jeevan me aapke, kaanto k liye daman humara hai..(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai,apne iradon ka imthan abhi baki hai,abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar zamin aage abhi sara asman baki hai..!(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yaho.co.in Location : Jodhpur Har pal pe apka hi naam hoga,apke har kadam par duniya kaa salaam hoga, mushkilon ka samna himmat se karna ae dost,dua he meri ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Raate gumnam hoti hai din kisi k naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch is tarah se jite hai ki har lamha sirf aap k naam hota hai.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Medical shayari..When V breathe...V inspire...Wah wah when Vbreathe, V inspire... When V don't breathe....V expire(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : laxmikant75@gmail.com Location : iitr Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com Location : faridabad falak ki jid hai, jahan bijli girane ki, hamen bhi jid hai wahan aansiyan banane ki,jamana sun raha tha bade gaor se magar,mohabbat me bhi dam hai saone sajane ki(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : subhanallah2007@gmail.com Location : gaorakhpur Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti.Har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti. Muskan banaye rakho to duniya h sath.Ansu ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur hai hum se to kya,har saans mei teri aahat paate hai hum.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dosti nahi chahiye FOOLON jaisiJo sirf kuch pal KHUSHBHU deDosti nahi chahiye SURAJ jaisiJo her waqt AAG failati haiDosti nahi chahiye CHAND jaisiJo din mein SAATH na deDosti nahi chahiye PARCHHAI jaisiJo andhere me PICHHA chhodh deDosti chahiye SANSO jaisi jo maut tak SAATH de.
E(FUNNY SMS)-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Ye ansu bhi khambqat ek pareshani hai,khushi aur gam dono ki nishani hai. samjhne walo k liye anmol aur na samjhne walo k liye pani hai..(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur RAAT k ANDHERE me Sara JAHANSOTA hai,Lekin kisi ki YAAD me Ek DIL rota hai. KHUDA kre K kisi par koi DIL Fida na kre, Agar kre to MAUT se pehle JUDA na kre.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Chale jayenge magar yad chod jayenge,aapke dil me apni nishani chod jayenge.Kabhi roange kabhi muskraoge,hum apni dosti ki woh Nisani chod jayenge.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Kisiki muhabbat se hammne kya paya hai, raat ki nind or din ka chan gavaya hai,kya kare hum is dil ka,jise ajj barbaad ho kar b hosh nahi aya hai.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : uswatayyab@gmail.com Location : Pakistan One day Santa was climing on a tree. A Money sitting on the tree asked "Why u r climing the tree"?Santa: kele khane.Money: Lekin yeh to Aam ka per hai.Santa: Mujhe pata hai, iseley mai kele saath laya hoo.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : bnchandna@hotmail.com Location : Delhi Ishq ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya,kisiko kavi to kisiko katil bana diya, 2 phulon ka bojh na utha sakti thi Mumtaz or Shahjahan ne us par Tajmahal bana diya
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur PANI KI BUNDE PHULO KO BHIGA RAHI HAITHANDI LEHRE TAZGI JAGA RAHI HAI HO JAIYE AP BHI INME SHAMIL, PYARI SI SUBAH APKE LIYE KHUSIYAN LA RAHI HAI.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dil se aapka khayaal jaata nahi..... Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahi..... Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu..... Par kambakht woh madaari aapko roz laata nahi.....
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Asman se utri he,taro se sajai he,chand k chandni se nehlai h...Ae dost smbhal k rkhna ye dosti,ye rista meri zndagi bhar k kamai he.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur DIL KO THAAM KAR HAR WAQT USKI YAAD MAE KHOYE RAHTE HAI HUM.AB TOH YE HALT HO GAYE HAI PYAR MAE, JAGKAR BHI SOYE RAHE RAHTE HAI HUM.
E(FUNNY SMS)-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Ms Meena! Ms Meena! Ms Meena.! now u r thinking that who is Ms Meena? arey yaar I m just asking u that u miss me na?(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur 1 lamhe me unhone zindagi savaardi,1 lamhe me unhone zindagi bigaad di,kasur unka nahi hamara tha, jo un 2 lamho me hamne zindagi guzzar Di.